Title: The Paddock
Fandom: Dear Ladies
Rating: G
Length: 1,406 words
Author notes: Oh, crikey - just made it ^^" The idea for this fic comes from my sister. Though I take full responsibility for the ending.
Summary: Evadne and Mousey Butler are searching for paddocks out in the countryside. Hilda assists.

( The Paddock )

Title: Seasick
Fandom: Dear Ladies
Rating: G
Length: 673 words
Summary: It is the night of the annual Stackton fancy dress ball.

( Seasick )

Title: Baggage
Fandom: Dear Ladies
Rating: G
Length: 301 words
Author notes: Thank you to my sister for the final pun. (She knows me so well...)
Summary: Hilda is shopping for a new suitcase.

( Baggage )

Title: The Suitor
Fandom: Dear Ladies
Rating: G
Length: 190 words
Author notes: This is set round about 1950, when Hilda and Evadne are relatively young and are with the Rosa Charles Opera Company.
Summary: Evadne does not approve of Hilda's latest suitor.

( The Suitor )

Title: Cracking Up
Fandom: Dear Ladies
Rating: G
Length: 565 words
Summary: Hilda wishes to treat her goldfish Sandy to a new tank.

( Cracking Up )

Title: Vicious Circle
Fandom: Sherlock Holmes (ACD)
Rating: G
Length: 429
Summary: After a long life well-lived, Mrs. Hudson is waiting to be admitted to heaven.

( Vicious Circle )

Title: The Egg and Spoon Race
Fandom: Dear Ladies
Rating: G
Length: 954 words
Content notes: Kid fic
Author notes: Hilda and Evadne actually first met as young women but here they're at school together. And though the adult Evadne is younger than Hilda, it seemed to make sense for their personalities to make her the older child.
Summary: It is the school sports day and also Evadne's birthday.

( The Egg and Spoon Race )

Title: Ladies and Gentlemen
Fandom: Are You Being Served?
Rating: G
Length: 1,623
Author notes: This is my first go at a fic for this fandom. It started off as a submission for "wolf", as I was thinking of "wolf whistle". Which very handily means I have been able to complete the fic and submit it for the "whistle" challenge instead.
Summary: Mr. Humphries decides it's time Mr. Lucas learnt how to treat women properly.

( Ladies and Gentlemen )

Title: By Any Other Name
Fandom: Dear Ladies
Rating: G
Length: 320 words
Summary: Hilda and Evadne have had to come home early from a special occasion.

( By Any Other Name )

Title: Say It With Humans
Fandom: Original Work
Rating: G
Length: 496
Author notes: The fanfic I was working on hasn't come together in time, so I have taken refuge in anthropomorphism, original fic and insanity. On a plus note, I think I have finally learnt how to spell "rhododendron".
Summary: The Cultivated Flower Amateur Dramatics Group is putting on their version of The Three Little Pigs.

( Say It With Humans )

Title: A Further Extract from Watson's Diary
Fandom: Sherlock Holmes (ACD)
Rating: G
Length: 271
Author notes: The original Watson's Diary was co-written with thesmallhobbit. This fic is also for the May 2016 prompt: hiccup at watsons_woes.
Summary: Watson has a severe bout of hiccups. Luckily he has friends to assist him.

( A Further Extract from Watson's Diary )

Title: A 'Pirates' PS
Fandom: Pirates of Penzance (1983 film)
Rating: G
Length: 387
Author notes: The phrase felicity of unbounded domesticity belongs of course to W.S. Gilbert.
Summary: A Doctor of Divinity reflects on a most peculiar day.

( A 'Pirates' PS )

Title: Full-Face and Profile
Fandom: Sherlock Holmes (ACD)
Rating: G
Length: 100
Summary: Mrs. Hudson's maid wonders why Mr. Holmes keeps his own photographs on his bedroom wall.

( Full-Face and Profile )

Title: Er, Well
Fandom: Original Work
Rating: G
Length: 402
Author notes: When I saw the prompt come up on Friday, I said, "Christ, this is a Frankles prompt. If someone doesn't end up in a wishing well or more likely BE a wishing well, I shall be disappointed." Thank you to okapi1895 for the plot bunny ^_^
Summary: A well is attempting to get a bank loan for its new business.

( Er, Well )

Title: Copperplate
Fandom: Sherlock Holmes (ACD)
Rating: G
Length: 606 words
Author notes: Told in epistolary form.
Summary: Watson's typist has questions. Mrs. Hudson attempts to get in contact with the good doctor.

( Copperplate )

Title: A Big Night for a Dragon
Fandom: Original Work
Rating: G
Length: 935
Summary: A Princess is looking for a brave knight.

( A Big Night for a Dragon )

Title: Sympathy
Fandom: Sherlock Holmes (ACD)
Rating: G
Length: 192
Author notes: This was inspired by The Adventure of the Retired Colourman - particularly Barker: Holmes' "rival". And there's perhaps a cheeky nod to a scene in Sherlock's TSoT.
Summary: It's not easy putting up with geniuses.

( Sympathy )

Title: Leave a Message
Fandom: Dear Ladies
Rating: G
Length: 793 words
Summary: Evadne is not at home when Hilda phones.

( Leave a Message )

Title: Metal Fatigue
Fandom: Original Work
Rating: G
Length: 263
Author notes: I gather Ununpentium is actually a temporary name. And you can see Sodium being dropped into the "font" on YouTube here.
Summary: Gold and Silver are attending the christening of a new metal.

( Metal Fatigue )

Title: Scoring Brownie Points
Fandom: Sherlock
Pairings: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Rating: G
Length: 442 (2 x 221: first 221 ends at "badges".)
Content notes: Genderswap
Author notes: Apart from a 60 word 15th century, religious orders, ACD Holmes AU for sherlock60, this is my first go at genderswap.
Summary: Johanna is looking through one of the Holmeses' family photo albums.

( Scoring Brownie Points )