Title: You gorgeous spiny porcupine
Fandom: John Finnemore's Souvenir Programme
Rating: G
Content notes: Inspired by the 'Spiny Porcupine' song from episode 3x01.
Artist notes: Edited with PhotoScape. For the 'floating' challenge on fan_flashworks.
Summary: I've adored you since the moment I first met you / When I floated down beside you in the zoo

( You gorgeous spiny porcupine )

Title: Insomnia
Fandom: John Finnemore's Souvenir Programme
Rating: G
Content notes: Inspired by the 'Insomnia' song from episode 2x04.
Artist notes: Edited with PhotoScape. For the 'sleepless' challenge on fan_flashworks.
Summary: I haven't had a coffee for a week and half / So given that, please tell me what is it in heaven / you want from me, insomnia, at three thirty-seven?

( Insomnia )

Title: Celsius vs Fahrenheit
Fandom: John Finnemore's Souvenir Programme
Rating: G
Content notes: A John Finnemore's Souvenir Programme photo page. Spoilers for 4x06.
Artist notes: Edited with PhotoScape. For the 'scales' challenge on fan_flashworks.
Summary: "So, eh, tell me, what are you working on at the moment?" "Well, eh, a scale." "Oh really? Oh that's a coincidence! To measure what?" "Temperature."

( Celsius vs Fahrenheit )

Title: Shooting the owl
Fandom: John Finnemore's Souvenir Programme
Rating: PG
Content notes: A JFSP photo page. Well, since you ask me...
Artist notes: Edited with PhotoScape. For the midnight challenge on fan_flashworks.
Summary: "Tonight is the night after Walpurgisnacht!" "Walpurgisnacht! What is that?" "The night the devil is abroad." "But this is the night after that." "Aye sir. The night the devil gets back and is jetlagged!"

( Shooting the owl )

Title: Don't open the trapdoor
Fandom: John Finnemore's Souvenir Programme
Rating: PG
Content notes: A JFSP photo page. Best 'since you ask me' story ever.
Artist notes: Edited with PhotoScape. For the amnesty challenge on fan_flashworks.
Summary: "What a peculiar system. Whose idea was it?" "I don't know! I'm a creature from a netherworldly dimension. Not a folklorist."

( Don't open the trapdoor )

Title: Trains And Winter Rains
Fandom: John Finnemore's Souvenir Programme
Rating: G
Content notes: A train driver & train manager photo page.
Artist notes: Edited with PhotoScape. For the refusal challenge on fan_flashworks.
Summary: "Will the train manager report to the driver?" "Will the driver please report to the train manager?"

( Trains And Winter Rains )

Title: Why does no-one recognise Goofy any more?
Fandom: John Finnemore's Souvenir Programme/Cabin Pressure
Rating: G
Content notes: A JFSP/Cabin Pressure photo page. Spoilers for JFSP 3x02 and CP Zurich.
Artist notes: Edited with PhotoScape. For the amnesty challenge on fan_flashworks and Finnemore February on tumblr.
Summary: Stanley Meadows from JFSP meets Arthur Shappey from Cabin Pressure. Slightly off Disney characters all the way.

( Why does no-one recognise Goofy any more? )

Title: When you see a meerkat (don't say simples)
Fandom: John Finnemore's Souvenir Programme
Rating: G
Content notes: A JFSP photo page. Spoilers for 1x04.
Artist notes: Edited with PhotoScape. For the arithmetic challenge on fan_flashworks and Finnemore February on tumblr.
Summary: Many others compare the meerkat / I keep the score on this old beer mat / It's 30 this morning and 107 this week.

( When you see a meerkat (don't say simples) )