Title: You gorgeous spiny porcupine
Fandom: John Finnemore's Souvenir Programme
Rating: G
Content notes: Inspired by the 'Spiny Porcupine' song from episode 3x01.
Artist notes: Edited with PhotoScape. For the 'floating' challenge on fan_flashworks.
Summary: I've adored you since the moment I first met you / When I floated down beside you in the zoo

( You gorgeous spiny porcupine )

Title: Insomnia
Fandom: John Finnemore's Souvenir Programme
Rating: G
Content notes: Inspired by the 'Insomnia' song from episode 2x04.
Artist notes: Edited with PhotoScape. For the 'sleepless' challenge on fan_flashworks.
Summary: I haven't had a coffee for a week and half / So given that, please tell me what is it in heaven / you want from me, insomnia, at three thirty-seven?

( Insomnia )

Title: It's The End Of The World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)
Fandom: Cabin Pressure
Rating: G
Content notes: A St Petersburg photo page, because that's how I roll.
Artist notes: Edited with PhotoScape. For 'the end of the world' challenge on fan_flashworks.
Summary: "What do you mean, 'okay'? This really is going to happen. Do you understand that?" "Yeah, but it won't, though, will it?"

( It's The End Of The World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine) )

Title: Celsius vs Fahrenheit
Fandom: John Finnemore's Souvenir Programme
Rating: G
Content notes: A John Finnemore's Souvenir Programme photo page. Spoilers for 4x06.
Artist notes: Edited with PhotoScape. For the 'scales' challenge on fan_flashworks.
Summary: "So, eh, tell me, what are you working on at the moment?" "Well, eh, a scale." "Oh really? Oh that's a coincidence! To measure what?" "Temperature."

( Celsius vs Fahrenheit )

Title: Homeward bound
Fandom: Cabin Pressure
Rating: G
Content notes: A United Kingdom photo page. Sort of.
Artist notes: Edited with PhotoScape. For the 'united' challenge on fan_flashworks.
Summary: Hi… guys. I am most glad to have you all with me on the plane for this short trip from… here to the U.K.

( Homeward bound )

Title: Out of the corner of my watering eye
Fandom: Cabin Pressure
Rating: G
Content notes: A Martin Crieff photo page. Or character study, if you like.
Artist notes: Edited with PhotoScape. For the amnesty challenge on fan_flashworks.
Summary: A soul in tension that's learning to fly / Condition grounded but determined to try (Pink Floyd)

( Out of the corner of my watering eye )

Title: Bless you, that's sweet
Fandom: Cabin Pressure
Rating: G
Content notes: A Zurich photo page. Beware of spoilers.
Artist notes: Edited with PhotoScape. For the flavor challenge on fan_flashworks.
Summary: A thousand strawberry lollies and the princess of Liechtenstein.

( Bless you, that's sweet )

Title: Dancing with the demons
Fandom: Cabin Pressure
Rating: PG
Content notes: A Douglas Richardson photo page. Just because.
Artist notes: Edited with PhotoScape. For the dancing challenge on fan_flashworks.
Summary: We are the heroes of our time / But we're dancing with the demons in our minds (Måns Zelmerlöw)

( Dancing with the demons )

Title: Shooting the owl
Fandom: John Finnemore's Souvenir Programme
Rating: PG
Content notes: A JFSP photo page. Well, since you ask me...
Artist notes: Edited with PhotoScape. For the midnight challenge on fan_flashworks.
Summary: "Tonight is the night after Walpurgisnacht!" "Walpurgisnacht! What is that?" "The night the devil is abroad." "But this is the night after that." "Aye sir. The night the devil gets back and is jetlagged!"

( Shooting the owl )

Title: Merry Christmas
Fandom: Sherlock
Rating: G
Content notes: A Sherlock & family photo page. Spoilers for 3x03.
Artist notes: Edited with PhotoScape. For the punch challenge on fan_flashworks.
Summary: "You hate Christmas." "Yes. Perhaps there was something in the punch."

( Merry Christmas )

Title: Bad luck, Skip
Fandom: Cabin Pressure
Rating: G
Content notes: A Gdansk photo page. *Don't have the cheescake!*
Artist notes: Edited with PhotoScape. For the wager challenge on fan_flashworks.
Summary: "Never mind, Martin. You lose some... don't you?"

( Bad luck, Skip )

Title: Don't open the trapdoor
Fandom: John Finnemore's Souvenir Programme
Rating: PG
Content notes: A JFSP photo page. Best 'since you ask me' story ever.
Artist notes: Edited with PhotoScape. For the amnesty challenge on fan_flashworks.
Summary: "What a peculiar system. Whose idea was it?" "I don't know! I'm a creature from a netherworldly dimension. Not a folklorist."

( Don't open the trapdoor )

Title: Trains And Winter Rains
Fandom: John Finnemore's Souvenir Programme
Rating: G
Content notes: A train driver & train manager photo page.
Artist notes: Edited with PhotoScape. For the refusal challenge on fan_flashworks.
Summary: "Will the train manager report to the driver?" "Will the driver please report to the train manager?"

( Trains And Winter Rains )

Title: Twenty Questions
Fandom: Cabin Pressure
Rating: G
Content notes: A Limerick photo page. Just because.
Artist notes: Edited with PhotoScape. For the unidentified object challenge on fan_flashworks.
Summary: "That is the cargo – the whole reason we're here." "Wow – that box? That's all? What's in it?" "Guess."

( Twenty Questions )

Title: Footprints
Fandom: Sherlock
Rating: G
Content notes: A Sherlock Holmes photo page. Spoilers for 2x03.
Artist notes: Edited with PhotoScape. For the chemistry challenge on fan_flashworks.
Summary: "All the chemical traces on his shoe have been preserved. The sole of the shoe is like a passport."

( Footprints )

Title: The Woman
Fandom: Sherlock
Rating: PG-13 (just to be on the safe side)
Content notes: An Irene Adler photo page. Because of 'SHERlocked', you know.
Artist notes: Edited with PhotoScape. For the locked challenge on fan_flashworks.
Summary: "You could have chosen any random number and walked out of here today with everything you've worked for - but you just couldn't resist it, could you?"

( The Woman )

Title: As long as you're happy
Fandom: Cabin Pressure
Rating: G
Content notes: A Douglas & Martin photo page. (Or a Douglas/Martin one, if you wish.)
Artist notes: Edited with PhotoScape. For the stripes challenge on fan_flashworks.
Summary: "As long as you're happy, who gives a toss how many stripes you've got on your arm?"

( As long as you're happy )

Title: Why does no-one recognise Goofy any more?
Fandom: John Finnemore's Souvenir Programme/Cabin Pressure
Rating: G
Content notes: A JFSP/Cabin Pressure photo page. Spoilers for JFSP 3x02 and CP Zurich.
Artist notes: Edited with PhotoScape. For the amnesty challenge on fan_flashworks and Finnemore February on tumblr.
Summary: Stanley Meadows from JFSP meets Arthur Shappey from Cabin Pressure. Slightly off Disney characters all the way.

( Why does no-one recognise Goofy any more? )

Title: When you see a meerkat (don't say simples)
Fandom: John Finnemore's Souvenir Programme
Rating: G
Content notes: A JFSP photo page. Spoilers for 1x04.
Artist notes: Edited with PhotoScape. For the arithmetic challenge on fan_flashworks and Finnemore February on tumblr.
Summary: Many others compare the meerkat / I keep the score on this old beer mat / It's 30 this morning and 107 this week.

( When you see a meerkat (don't say simples) )

Title: A flight of fancy (on a windswept field)
Fandom: Cabin Pressure
Rating: G
Content notes: No particular spoilers, unless you still haven't heard of Martin's obsession with flying.
Artist notes: A Martin Crieff photo page. Edited with PhotoScape. For the fancy challenge on fan_flashworks.
Summary: "But I have always wanted to be an airline captain." "Really?" "Yes, ever since I was six."

( A flight of fancy (on a windswept field) )