Title: nothing in my heart but fire for you
Fandom: The Locked Tomb series - Tamsyn Muir
Characters: Harrowhark Nonagesimus, Hot Sauce, Nona
Rating: Low
Length: 1000 w
Content notes: SPOILERS for Nona the Ninth
Author notes: Title from "All Stripped Down", Tom Waits; also satisfies the "playground" square on my ladiesbingo card
Summary: Hot Sauce surprises Nona on the beach.

( ... )

Title: Sown a Natural Body
Fandom: These Lifeless Things (novella) - Premee Mohamed
Rating: PG
Length: 500w
Content notes: oblique references to cosmic horror & body horror; depiction of professional instability
Author notes: This book owns me. Please check it out!
Summary: What happens after Emerson returns to campus.

The seed of a plant,—to what affecting analogies in the nature of man, is that little fruit made use of, in all discourse, up to the voice of Paul, who calls the human corpse a seed,—"It is sown a natural body; it is raised a spiritual body." — Ralph Waldo Emerson, Nature

( ... )

Title: La Page Blanche
Fandom: MCU - Moon Knight and Spider-Man (Holland)
Characters: Michelle Jones and Layla El Faouly
Rating: G
Length: 675 words
Content and Author notes: no content notes; title from Marceline Desbordes-Valmore's poem, 1843

Summary: MJ doesn't write poetry any longer.

( ... )

Title: Sort-of Decent Proposal
Fandom: Our Flag Means Death
Rating: PG
Length: 500w
Content notes: mention of violence (they're pirates)
Summary: Spanish Jackie makes Jim an offer. Set between 1x08 and 1x09.

( Story )

Title: Care for Delicates
Fandom: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
Rating: PG
Length: 2300 w
Content notes: oblique references to grief and disability
Summary: What if Grumpy Old Men—ice fishing and excellent sweaters and bickering and second chances—but Finn/Poe?

( ... )

Title: Quid Pro Calrissian
Fandom: Star Wars (Original Trilogy/Solo)
Relationship: Lando Calrissian/Han Solo
Rating: Mature
Length: 1600 words
Content notes: none
Author notes: for muccamukk if she wants it <3
Summary: The Falcon is grounded with a hardware issue. Chewie arranges for Lando to lend a hand, but Lando wants something in return.

( for want of a )

Title: Halfeti
Fandom: Gideon the Ninth | The Locked Tomb Trilogy, Tamsyn Muir
Pairing: Gideon/Harrow
Rating: PG
Length: 1800
Content notes: none, beyond them being disaster lesbians. No spoilers for Harrow the Ninth.
Author notes: Black Roses of Halfeti.

Summary: Koniortos Court Florists was not exactly Gideon's dream job. For one thing, she didn't have a dream job beyond "flex muscles on TikTok to universal acclaim and lots of ladies' DMs". But as that dream took its sweet time coming true, she could hardly regret taking this job.

Florist/Tattoo Shop AU, because Harrow the Ninth called for every single dumb AU possible for these two.

( gardening at night )

title: Why Why Why Look
fandom: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
rating: PG
length: 750 words
notes: title from Victoria Williams' song; also for "mishap" on my 15kisses prompt table
summary: Poe's got something to show Finn; Finn's got something to watch while he follows.

( 🧡 )

Title: Got More Spice Than The Frugal Gourmet
Fandom: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
Rating: PG? Idk, there's drugs
Length: 550 w
Notes: drugs and dumbassery; for 15kisses, "high", and the Beastie Boys Title Challenge
Summary: Poe's not so good at sharing, even with Finn.

( ... )

Title: Stay Hungry
Fandom: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
Rating: PG
Length: 1500 w
Content notes: none, it's just domestic fluff
Author notes: for fan_flashworks "it's a trap!"; also for 15kisses prompt "help". Thanks to G for beta and lunabee34, minoanmiss, & blueswan for encouragement.
Summary: Poe insisted on making dinner, and it's not going well.


They were, in Leia's words, keeping house together. Finn assumed that was mostly figurative, given how this wasn't a house, but a revamped escape pod from an Imperial dreadnought. Like the other capsule dwellings around base, this place had way more imagination than space — just a combination cookery-and-refresher station, sleeping area, and this intervening common area, large enough for two, if you were both sitting down and already got along well.

Finn loved having his own space like this. He wasn't able, however, to make Leia's imaginative leap, let alone the sort of flights of fancy that Poe liked to do, whereby they entertained friends over dinner and drinks. ( ... )

Title: Make Do and Mourn
Fandom: Star Wars
Rating: PG
Length: 950 w
Content notes: none.
Author notes: thanks to GF for the insta-beta. Also for the murder square on my bingo card.
Summary: Decades after the war, Finn and Poe still have a lot to repair.

( heartless mass-murderer! Of socks! )

Title: Did You Ever
Fandom: Star Wars
Rating: PG
Length: 1000 w
Author notes: For #266, deal, and loud on my bday bingo card. Thanks to minoanmiss for the nudge of inspiration. Title & cut text from Cole Porter.

Summary: Han and Lando haven't seen each other in over two cycles.

( Have you heard, it's in the stars )

Title: To the city that blends and mends and tests
Fandom: Always Be My Maybe
Rating: PG
Length: 1400 w
Content notes: Drugs. It's about marijuana. Spoilers for the whole movie.
Author notes: For #265, Pin or Pen, and "drugs" on my birthday bingo card. Title from Beastie Boys, "An Open Letter To NYC"

Summary: Marcus, just after the move to New York, can't seem to find weed anywhere.

( This is good for you, Sasha says )

Title: Try imagining a place
Fandom: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
Rating: PG
Length: 1300 w
Content notes: none
Author notes: for "shelter" + "teamwork" on my bingo card; thanks to GP & O for audiencing; title from Dylan.

Summary: Finn and Poe get lost while on a mission chasing down FO weapons caches.

( storm's getting closer )

Title: Some Notes Concerning the Persistence of Witch-Cults in Rural Southern Ontario
Fandom: Schitt's Creek
Rating: PG
Length: 2000 words
Notes: I don't even know. For ffw challenge "magic" and birthday bingo "identity" square.

Summary: David is tasked with finding the officiant for his marriage to Patrick. He gets off-course almost immediately, but that's really Stevie's fault, let's be honest.

( story )

Title: It's Tricky
Fandom: Star Wars The Force Awakens
Characters/ships: Luke Skywalker, Finn/Poe Dameron
Rating: R
Length: 2900 words
Content notes: none
Author notes: title from Run-DMC; inspired by this picture; Poe's preferred term for the disguise registry was dreamed up by AO3 user galacticproportions.
Summary: Secrets and costumes, but not many lies at all (not with these three).

Poe shrugs it off. "Whatever wicked awesome magic communing you two're getting up to, it really isn't my business, much as I'm desperate for details and hopefully some kind of demo."

Luke starts to say something else, but Finn says, too loudly, "So what are you doing here?"

"Except it is my business, now, because I need you."

"Who?" Finn asks, pulling on his jersey. "What for?"

"Both of you." Poe grins, pointing at them. "For a mission." He says it with relish and zeal, almost childlike exhilaration. "A secret mission."

( fic! )

Title: The Glistening Edges
Fandom: Star Wars The Force Awakens
Rating: R
Length: 2100 w
Content notes: voluntary oviposition
Author notes: Side story to my Cure for Pain series (pre-TFA Han/Poe backstory) but absolutely a standalone. Title from Morphine, "Let's Take a Trip Together"

Summary: Han's the smuggler, but Poe's the one taking the risk this time.

( x )

Title: A Nice King
Fandom: The Flash (2014)
Rating: NC-17
Length: 2500 words
Content notes: Barry Allen/Captain Cold (Leonard Snart); dubious consent (implications of blackmail); semi-public sex; lack of condoms; casual use of homophobic epithets. All that said, still pretty silly.
Author notes: idek
Summary: Barry needs to move past forensics and into psychology. This is probably not the way to do that.

( xxx )

Title: Molt
Fandom: Actor RPF (Snow White & the Huntsman: Kristen Stewart/Charlize Theron)
Rating: R
Length: 575 words
Challenge: "Transformation"
Content notes: some body horror; oblique sex and drug references
Author notes: yeah, IDK. I wrote this for a friend but I am not sure she'd want to be named.
Summary: Kristen comes into herself.

( secretly a dragon = my kryptonite )

title: The Impossible Project
fandom: Homestuck
rating: G
characters: Cantown Council: Dave Strider, Terezi Pyrope, The Mayor
challenge: "self-portrait"
length: 1200 words & 900x1100px
content notes: none
author notes: Thanks to G. for brainstorming and indulging me.
summary: Dave used to be into photography.

( story )


( picture )