Title: Bullseye
Fandom: Dragon's Crown
Rating: PG-13
Length: 100 Words
Content Notes: This is silly.
Author Notes: I do occasionally give the Dwarf and the Wizard a break.
Summary: The Fighter has a new tattoo.

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"You'll find this appropriate," the Fighter said, dropping his trousers with a loud clank despite standing in the middle of the tavern. "I had it done after our last raid."

"A tattoo of a bullseye?" the Elf observed, undisturbed by the public nudity. "But no one is going to see it. You have got your armor on all the time, last I have seen."

"I've no intention of tempting the monsters," the Fighter chortled, pulling his trousers back up. "I'll tempt fate itself and leave it all up to that."

The Sorceress promptly zapped his arse with a spark.

END.