Title: Omega Rule 1.2
Fandom: Mass Effect
Rating: General Audiences
Length: 125
Summary: Omega has very few rules.

Aria does not share her couch.

There are a number - very few - known things about Omega that do not change with the shifts of incoming traffic, the rise and fall of squabbling warlords. One - no one fucks with Aria. Second, and subset of the first and only rule - Aria's couch is Aria's alone. The same goes for her jacket, but it would take a very brave drunk indeed to try sharing that.

Aria does not share. Which means that there is not a Spectre curled up beside her, softly ... growling? No, humans don't growl. Do they? It's a rhetorical question, of course, since the human doesn't exist. And Afterlife is full of far more interesting things to watch. Safer, too.