Title: Sometimes Generosity Feels a Lot Like a Punch to the Gut
Fandom: Roseanne (revival)
Length: 443
Characters: Becky, Darlene
Content notes:  spoilers for "Roseanne", episode titled, "Eggs Over, Not Easy," aired April 10th, 2018; deals with grief; features one line that was used on the show (the only line of dialogue in the story)
Author note: Tag for "Eggs Over, Not Easy"
Summary: At first, she thinks Darlene's there just to mock her after she finds out that Becky can't have children and that her dream of being a surrogate mother is dashed.

 

( Sometimes Generosity... )

Title: Tiergarten
Fandom: Berlin Station
Rating: G
Length: Pastels
Summary: There were times when Daniel Miller preferred to meet a contact amongst the trees in the Tiergarten
Drawn in pastels from photos taken of the trees when on a boat trip on the River Spree
( Trees )

Title: just another day
Fandom: La Femme Nikita (tv)
Rating: PG


( large-ish artwork under the cut )

Title: Your Gateway To a Stress-Free Life
Fandom: The Brittas Empire
Characters: Helen, Carole
Reader's name: caveat_lector
Author's name: Doyle on Ao3
Link to text version of story: Your Gateway To a Stress-Free Life
Rating: General
Length/file size: 8.02 min, 7.97Mb mp3
Content notes: None
Podficcer's notes: No music, sound effects or drastic volume changes.
Summary: Gordon breaks another staff member. Helen glues them back together. (Podficcer's summary.)

'Your Gateway To a Stress-Free Life' at Dropbox.

Title: Starbug, in this scenario, is probably some sort of horse
Fandom: Merlin/Red Dwarf crossover/fusion
Characters: Merlin, Arthur
Reader's name: caveat_lector
Author's name: Doyle on Ao3
Link to text version of story: Starbug, in this scenario, is probably some sort of horse
Rating: General
Length/file size: 2.02 min, 2.07Mb mp3
Content notes: None
Podficcer's notes: No music, sound effects or drastic volume changes.
Summary: Everybody's dead, Merlin.

'Starbug, in this scenario, is probably some sort of horse' at Dropbox.

Title: Just Between Us
Fandom: Absolutely Fabulous
Characters: Patsy, Edina, Saffron
Reader's name: caveat_lector
Author's name: Doyle on Ao3
Link to text version of story: Just Between Us
Rating: Teen
Length/file size: 10.01 min, 10.4Mb mp3
Content notes: None
Podficcer's notes: No music or sound effects. Couple of sudden increases in volume but nothing too dramatic.
Summary: The bond between best friends is so much more important than any of that mother/daughter nonsense, at least according to Patsy. (Podficcer's summary)

'Just Between Us' at Dropbox.

 Author: hellkitty
Fandom: The Tick (Amazon)
Title: White Order
Characters: Overkill, Dangerboat, some random OCs. 
Rating: M (language)
Summary: It's a dire situation, when Overkill has to do laundry. 
Warnings: The Tick has a whole team of comedy writers and I am one lonely mediocre writer. Lower comedy expectations accordingly. 
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Title: Trash Talking
Fandom: Rescue Me
Rating: R - language
Length: 702 words
Content notes: None apply
Summary: Tommy is spying on his soon-to-be-ex-wife and not doing it very well.


( Trash Talking )

Title: the heaven in hiding.
Fandom: MLAndersen0, Marble Hornets (crossover)
Pairing: Tim Wright/Michael Andersen
Rating: PG-13
Length: 7416 words
Content notes: warning mental institution setting, so mental health issues and unreality.
Author notes: I fucked with timelines/locations to make this possible and drew on a lot of personal experiences. Pre-Masky.
Summary: In which two broken pieces find each other.

( the heaven in hiding )

Title: The Heart of Glass
Fandom: "General Hospital"
Rating: M
Length: 3124 words
Content Notes: Violence, delusional serial killer, allusions to the denial of sexual urges to the point of violence, allusions to self-directed homophobia, foul language, suicidal death of the serial killer
Author Notes: Written as a gift for someone (thankful that this prompt was inspirational as the gift is well beyond late). There is no pairing, though some may read it as such. This is not set in the current events of the show. It is AU.
Summary: Spinelli holds onto the glass heart he'd found hidden away beneath a loose floorboard of his prison as though it's his salvation, and terrified, he waits for his captor to return.

 

( The Heart of Glass )

 

Title: Do You Even Use That Thing?
Fandom: Pitch
Rating: PG-13
Length: ~200
Content notes: None apply
Summary: Ginny has some questions about the pool in Mike's backyard.



( Do You Even Use That Thing? )

Title: The Rainbow Connection
Author: Kat Lee
Fandom: Golden Girls
Character/Pairing: Blanche/Dorothy, mild Rose/Jean, and a Sophia cameo
Rating: PG-13/T
Challenge/Prompt: fan_flashworks #186: Paper and beattheblackdog #59: Bedroom
Warning(s): None
Word Count: 1,879
Date Written: 28 March 2017
Summary: ( Blanche has an upset and a surprise in store for Dorothy. )

Title: Snap
Fandom: Flesh and Bone/Black Swan
Pairing: Claire/Nina
Reader's name: caveat_lector
Author's name: caveat_lector
Link to text version of story: Snap
Rating: Mature
Length/file size: 10.38 min, 10.8Mb mp3
Content notes: Character death
Podficcer's notes: Short musical excerpts at beginning and end, some volume changes in voices where appropriate, no other sound effects.
Summary: Claire finds a way to cope after Bryan's death, at least for a while. (Podficcer's summary)

Snap at Dropbox.

Title: think only this
Fandom: Peaky Blinders
Rating: Unrated, not explicit
Length: 562 words
Content notes: Choose not to warn.
Author notes: … I am not sure where this came from. I'm really not. I think it's probably the seed of something a lot bigger, but I don't know exactly what yet.
Summary: So then listen.

( Story )

Title: Tigger Holmes and the Case of the Missing Companion
Fandom: Winnie-the-Pooh/The Magic Roundabout
Rating: PG (for various adult suggestions)
Length: 925
Summary: Tigger's fame as a consulting detective is spreading and he has been consulted by a dog.

( It was a bright sunny morning in the Hundred Acre Woods )

Title: Afternoon Tea
Fandom: Afterlife
Characters: Allison Mundy, Robert Bridge
Reader's name: caveat_lector
Author's name: Aj on Ao3
Link to text version of story: Afternoon Tea
Rating: General
Length/file size: 12.10 min, 10.7Mb mp3
Content notes: None
Podficcer's notes: For the ghosts and gore prompt - Allison is a medium who sees ghosts. (Also apologies for the extra posts, I'm spreading them out as much as I can.)
Summary: Allison's world is never empty. (Author's summary)

Afternoon Tea at Dropbox.

Title: Twenty-One
Fandom: Sledge Hammer!
Rating: PG
Length: 150 words + epigraph
Content notes: alcohol
Author notes: Here is the tenuous connection to the prompt: the episode the quote is from takes place almost entirely within the police station house.
Summary: To enforce one law, Sledge must ignore another.

( Twenty-One )

Title: Always
Fandom: Frequency (tv)
Rating: Gen
Length: ~1,220
Contents: spoilers for the pilot episode, references to canonical character death, concerns about being thought to be delusional, late night conversations, misunderstandings, friendship
Author's note: Of the new shows this fall, this is my favorite. I hope it sticks around! Also written for the prompt "Colors" -- in this case, golden. (more notes at the end of the post)

Summary: Gordo finds out.
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Title: Five Moments on the Satellite of Love
Fandom: Mystery Science Theater 3000
Rating: G
Length: 500 (five 100-word drabbles)
Content Notes: The general suckage that comes with being marooned on a satellite by a pair of mad scientists.

Summary: Life isn't awesome for Joel Robinson, but this is it now, for better or worse. He deals with it pretty well, all things considered.


( Story Here. )