Title: Introducing Vox Machina
Fandom: Critical Role
Rating: G
Word Count: 256
Content Notes: No warnings apply
Summary: A series of limericks about everyone's favourite adventuring party / dysfunctional family


Grog's fists are deadly as a knife
You'd better hide your belongings, cattle or wife
But give him some ale
That hasn't gone stale
And you won't find a truer friend in life

Keyleth can turn into either tiger or eagle or bugs
With nothing more than a smile and some shrugs
Though the whole group agree
What her best form must be:
As an Earth elemental she just gives the best hugs

Percival disregards sword, axe or mace
He unloads his gun at an incredible pace
Deadly yet cool
At times even cruel
If it doesn't explode in his face

Pike really tries to be sneaky
And sometimes she gets outright cheeky
With unexpected jokes
Her insecurity she cloaks
But not her armor which is staying creaky

Scanlan is always so convincingly charming
His voice and his songs are simply disarming
With their guard lowered
He can move forward
And taunts them before his spells do the harming

Vax throws knives and daggers galore
His catchphrase always uttered before
Sworn to a queen
To rescue the scene
Now he can fly and he does with a roar

Vex is used to the occasional shove
But when the others have teased her enough
She jumps on her broom
To shoot through the room
And then chickens will rain from above

Vox Machina's fight against Thordak is won
Not that this would rebuild the destructed Emon
They are fairly chaotic
And often idiotic
But without them the world we know would be gone