his brother's (unknown) secret backup weapon and cannibal guardian angel

YES YES YES

I would read the shit out of a million words of this, just so you know.

So would I lol. I don't know about writing it though, it seems kind of intimidating BUT I will be sure to think about it some more and possibly write a followup. Not a million words, though. ;)

I will be making Ye Zun icons once I'm finished with my exchange project.