Title: Foul
Fandom: Dragon's Crown
Rating: PG
Length: 100 Words
Content Notes: This is silly.
Author Notes: Inspired by Calvinball ™.
Summary: The heroes play ball.

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"So ... is it a foul, or is it not?" the Fighter asked. Again.

"Depends, mate," the Dwarf replied, rising to his feet and spitting a mixture of grass and dirt from his mouth, "did we knock over the line judge on that one, or is he conscious?"

"I am fine, thank you," said the Wizard, acting as line judge ... as he hid behind a boulder.

"Well, then, is it a foul or what?" The Fighter was eager to play again.

"This is a Tuesday," the Wizard replied, "so I think the answer is no."

"Bugger," the Dwarf grumbled.

END.