Title: Tankard Lyrics
Fandom: Dragon's Crown
Rating: PG
Length: 100 Words
Content Notes: This is silly.
Author Notes: Apologies to Seal for having a wink at his song.
Summary: The Amazon drinks, the Amazon sings.

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"Baby, I compare you to a kiss from the rose on a gray —" The Amazon did not slur her words, but the ale in her tankard did serve to increase the volume of the song.

"Think she's singing about the Sorceress?" The Dwarf did not say that too loudly.

"Most likely, my friend," the Wizard sighed, swirling the remains of his wine in his glass. "I do not think it would fit if she sang it to either one of us."

"I'd give you my version," the Dwarf chuckled, "but I'd massacre it."

The Wizard chortled.

END.