Title: Stupid Dice
Fandom: Dragon's Crown
Rating: PG-13
Length: 100 Words
Content Notes: None.
Author Notes: None.
Summary: Do not cheat at dice if there is a Wizard at the table.

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"Are you going to apologize?" The Wizard managed to sound serious.

"The rogue cheats all the time," the Dwarf grumbled, "and you're asking me to apologize? Let me tell you where you can stick that, friend."

"He's a rogue," the Wizard replied. "I expect him to cheat. You, on the other hand, should know better. So apologize."

"Apologize to your arse for putting your head so far up it, Wizard."

"Then tell me where you hid the real dice, the unloaded ones."

"Ask your mum."

And the Wizard lost his composure. "Hang up there all day!"

The Dwarf grinned.

END.