Title: Cripes!
Fandom: Are Internet Memes a Fandom? (Original, I Guess)
Rating: G for Get Over It
Length: 111 words
Content Notes: Inspired by this week's unimportant "news"
Author Notes: no offense meant, lovely mods.

Cripes!

Some say that it's gold and white.
Me, I'd say that they are right.
Others claim that black and blue,
Are colors you'll turn if you argue the hue.
Do you want to know what I see?
A dress you'd never get on me.
The description calls it "Body Con"
I'm sure it would look shoddy on.
My body? Yeah, I'm con, not pro
My self-esteem is pretty low.
I have to wonder about this choice, mods.
Did the silly dress add to the odds?
Was it the impetus for "Stripes"?
Or am I the only one with gripes?
(Honestly, I'm not that irked,
Except at myself for another "Amnesty" shirked.)