Title: Lexmericks
Fandom: Smallville
Rating: PG
Length: ~50 words
Content notes: 10 more minutes work
Summary: Existence Happens



There once was a Luthor, named Lex
Who liked to use aliens for sex.
He explored one named Clark,
At night, in the dark,
In the day, he read Oedipus Rex.

A Super guy, christened Clark Kent,
Could squeeze heavy things til they bent.
He (lightly) squeezed Lex,
(Who never was vexed)
Lex returned all the kisses Clark sent.