Title: Kicking Bootes
Fandom: Conception II – Children of the Seven Stars
Rating: G
Length: 100 Words
Content Notes: This is silly.
Author Notes: A Bootes is a species of monster in the dungeons.
Summary: Why did the monsters never try to do this?

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Not a single monster had appeared in any of the rooms on that particular floor of the Labyrinth. G.G. had his suspicions about that, considering that he had, by his reckoning, only one room left to visit, the one that contained the portal to the next floor. If everything occurred according to the patterns he had seen on the other floors, then there might have been four bands of monsters on the other side of the door, but, as soon as he opened it, a whole army of (sardine-packed) Bootes emerged in an angry avalanche, bowling over his entire party.