Title: Frankly Feline
Fandom: Cats/Internet OTP
Rating: K for kitty
Length: 180
Summary: Kitty Doggerel
A/N: Could be companion to House challenge: Catfilk
http://fan-flashworks.dreamwidth.org/587561.html

Feline frustrations ahead


A poem from your disgruntled cat,
Some grievances and that is that.
Dig my claws ib that "tree" thing
Wrapped in rope and carpeting
Sisal.
Hiss all.

You think it will do the trick
So that your flesh I will not nick.
I move with purpose and with grace
I stick my butt up in your face.

Sleek and silent I've no match
There is no prey I cannot catch.
The way I leap I am so clever
With momentum like a lever.

The things you say don't seem like words
They are not meows nor are they purrs.
"Kitty, can't you use your litter?"
"Kitty, will you pose for Twitter?"
"Kitty, won't you scratch your post?"
"Kitty, why'd you swipe the roast?"

I hate that stupid Meow Mix crap
I hate an interrupted nap.
I hate to say you baby talk me
I hate the way the red dot mocks me.

I do not bow to your demands,
I am the one who rules these lands.
(No, not even when you scritch.)
Oh, Bastet! Yes, that fixed my itch.