Title: Sea Change (sequel to Seasaw)
Fandom: Torchwood
Author: tardisjournal
Summary: Ianto and Owen are undercover as a married couple on a gay cruise. What could possibly go wrong?
Characters/Pairings: Ianto Jones, Owen Harper; Ianto/Owen (kinda sorta)
Rating: R (for language--it's Owen!)
Word count: 100
Spoilers/Warnings: None
A/Ns: This is part six of the "My Big Gay Cruise" drabble series. Each part is a stand-alone drabble. Previous parts are here: "My Big Gay Cruise". Written for the fan_flashworks amnesty challenge "The Lost Hour" and the tw100 How I Met Your Mother reverse fandom challenge: "The Time Travelers".

Owen stirred, then groaned.

"Ugh, I feel like death warmed over. No more Couple's Yoga, ever again!”

Beside him, Ianto sat up, then wished he hadn't as the room swung in a dizzying arc. He closed his eyes, then, cautiously, opened them again.

"Owen, I think we have worse problems,” he said quietly. “What's the last thing you remember?”

"You, twisting me into a goddamn pretzel!”

"Me too. But the class ended at 10:00. It's 11:15. What have we been doing? And more importantly, where are we?"

Owen peered about and groaned again. “I have no fucking idea.”