Title: Health Nut
Fandom: FAKE
Rating: Worksafe
Length: Drabble of 100 words
Timeline: After the manga
Spoilers: None
Author's Notes: I had so many drabble ideas for the amnesty challenge and this is all I wrote down... Oh well, I hope you can live with that! xD
Summary: Dee is certain that Ryo is trying to kill him.



"You're trying to kill me, aren't ya?", Dee whined, taking a sip from his water bottle. "At first you drag me along on your murderous morning jog, and now I'm not even allowed to drink anything but water at work! That's cruel, man!"

"Dee, we made these New Year's resolutions together, remember?", Ryo chuckled.

"Wasn't I drunk on New Year's Eve?"

"No, otherwise you would have agreed to quit smoking as well."

"Dammit. You're right." Dee took another swig, trying to look as miserable as possible. After all, Ryo shouldn't find out that there was Sprite in the water bottle.