Title: Seesaw
Fandom: Torchwood
Author: tardisjournal
Summary: Ianto and Owen are undercover as a married couple on a gay cruise. What could possibly go wrong?
Characters/Pairings: Ianto Jones, Owen Harper; Ianto/Owen (kinda sorta)
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 100
Spoilers/Warnings: None
A/Ns: This is part five of the "My Big Gay Cruise" drabble series. Each part is a stand-alone drabble. Previous parts are here: "My Big Gay Cruise". Written for the fan_flashworks challenge "Health and Fitness" and the tw100 How I Met Your Mother reverse fandom challenge: "World's Best Couple".



"Owen, you've got to spread your legs wider, or this isn't going to work.”

"The human body wasn't meant to go into this position. It's unnatural!"

"Just focus on your breathing. It will help you relax.”

"I don't need any help relaxing!”

"Says the man who is red in the face and as tense as a coiled spring.”

"That's because you're pulling too hard!”

"Look, it was either Couple's Yoga or Parasailing this morning, and someone is afraid of heights. So yoga it is. Let's try it again. And Owen?"

"What!”

"Cursing under your breath does not count as exhaling.”