Title: Differential
Fandom: Star Trek Reboot
Rating: PG-13
Length: 171
Content notes: Implied injury
Author notes: For fan-flashworks
Summary: Kirk shows up at medical with some unusual injuries. Implied Kirk/OC.



“What do you want, Jim?”

“Really? Where does it hurt?”

“Geez, how did you manage to do that?”

“Is that all from tonight?”

“What do mean ‘judgmental tone’? If I’m so judgmental, how come no one else on the ship ever complains about it?”

“Well, has it ever occurred to you that you deserve it?”

“Do you seriously expect me to feel sorry for you?”

“Wait, why is that red over there?”

“Why would you do that?”

“Can’t you just have normal sex like a normal person?”

“Seriously, how did you even come up with that idea?”

“You’re trying sex positions from the Marallo Centian manual? The one written for aliens who are double jointed in all their joints?”

“Is it even possible for someone to be a bigger moron than you?”

“What does being an understanding friend have to do with noticing you’re a moron?”

“Well, can I at least hope you’ll put off any ridiculous sexual acts not designed for humans until you’re recovered?”

“…Why do I even bother?”