Title: May I?
Author: godsdaisiechain
Fandom: Jeeves and Wooster; Star Trek TNG/DS9, Dune, Fantasia
Type: Fic
Characters/Pairing: Jeeves and Wooster, spice worms, various unicorns, flying horses and cupids
Word Count: 200
Rating: G
Summary: Bertie has a little bit of trouble with the holodeck


Reginald Jeeves lounged across a luxuriously appointed chaise in a silk toga.  Carefully he selected a grape.

“I peeled those myself, what?”  Jeeves closed his eyes, then opened them and looked over his shoulder.  His scantily-clad slave boy hopped a bit, dropped his large fan, and said ‘blast!’

Jeeves clapped his hands and found himself in a large room mapped out in a grid.  Beside him, the golden-haired slave boy tugged at his loincloth.

“Oh, dash it, did I ruin the mood?”

Jeeves smiled fondly. “Not terribly much, darling Bertram.”

“Oh no, I did.  Frightfully sorry and all that, Jeeves.”

Jeeves let his eyes twinkle.  “Perhaps you might like to go back to Arakis and ride the spice worms?”

“Rather!” said Bertie.  “May I do the honors?”

“Of course,” said Jeeves.  Bertie scampered to the control panel.  In a few moments he called.  “Right ho, then.  Ready?”

“Yes, Darling,” said Jeeves.  The light flickered and Jeeves suppressed a chuckle as a group of tiny cupids and flying horses gamboled past a group of unicorns grazing on the softly-colored hills.

“Oh dash it all!”

Jeeves walked carefully along the pastel plants, sidestepping a unicorn.  He slipped an arm around the slender bare waist and nuzzled the back of the golden head.  "You smell wonderful.  Let's play here for a while."