Challenge: Five Things
Title: Five Thingummies
Author: godsdaisiechain
Fandom: Jeeves and Wooster
Type: Fic
Characters/Pairing: Jeeves and Wooster
Word Count: 135
Rating: G
Summary: Heartbreak, reunion, and snuggles


Five Things Bertie Wishes He Never Said

1. Florence, old fruit, I say, we’ve known each other a long time and … I say, perhaps we should make a go of it, what?


2. Spinoza?  Why certainly….


3. Yes, Aunt Agatha.


4. Well, Madeline, frightfully conscious of the honor and all that


5. Well, leave dash it!

Five Things Jeeves Keeps on his Person at All Times

1. Wisk brush


2. A cosh or blackjack


3. A small vial of a powerful sedative


4. Cocaine for use in pep-you-up concoctions and fortifying cocktails


5. A photograph of Bertram Wilberforce Wooster

Five Things Bertie and Jeeves do when Jeeves Returns to the London Flat

1. Give Jarvis a tip


2. Make tea


3. Take a relaxing bath


4. Have a soothing cocktail


5. Snuggle