Title: We Gotcha
Fandom: Castle
Rating: G
Length: 138
Warning: None.
Summary: Richard woke up to see his horoscope for today saying, "Your day will not be successful without song." - Richard Castle takes his song horoscopes very seriously.
Notes: This is written to the tune of "C'est La Vie" by B-Witched. Complete crack! LOL. Also written for Challenge #5 Rockin', Slammin' Poetry Time!!!! over @ writerverse.



I said, hey boy, sitting in your cell,
If you don’t act right, you won’t be well,
Don’t just lie, buy a better tie,
Try to hire a lawyer for your trial.
We wanna know, just what you did,
Was it true that your insurance was rid,
We’ve got a place with bars coming down,
It’s just the sort of place for you around.

Better confess it now, hey, hey, hey
Let us help you a bit, hey
You’re screwed today, hey, hey, hey
‘Cause we know, you know,
You killed people for a dumb play.

Say you did, say you didn’t
Say you’ll pay us a stint
Say we’re wrong, say to Becket
Say you’ll pay!

Say you did, say you didn’t
Say you’ll pay us a stint
Say we’re wrong, say to me
Say you’ll pay!