Challenge: Horoscope
Fandom: (meta) Fun Home (meta)Jeeves and Wooster
Dedication: georgiamagnolia
Title: A Meta-Bechdel/Meta-Jooster Dino Bash
Note: at least one of these characters has a graduate degree in women's studies. these characters and the events related are purely fictional. any meta-flipness or resemblance to real-life events is purely accidental.
Summary: two women talk about something other than men
Words: ~200
Rating: G

GDC: What ho! Georgy!  Hullo-ullo-ullo
GM: What ho, indeed!   Fancy meeting you here, old pumpkin.
GDC: Indeed. What’s that you’re holding, old bean?
GM: It’s a copy of Fun Home, old fruit.
GDC: Oh…does that pass the Bechdel test, old muffin?
GM: I don’t think so.  It seems to be about her unhealthy preoccupation with her childhood relationships with, well, you know, my very dear crumpet.
GDC: Oh. So… what have you been up to, old brontosaur?
GM: I made a miniature dinosaur topiary garden, baked a cake, and vomited on an unruly physician, my good egg.
GDC: Good for you, my dear. It’s like the dawning of the age of Aquarius.
GM: Yes, she had been rather snotty, young daisychain.
GDC: I like dinosaurs, old pterodactyl.
GM: That’s nice, old simian.  By the by, pterodactyls are not dinosaurs.
GDC: Is that so, old licorice whip?
GM: Indeed it is, old avocado.
<much talk about dinosaurs ensues>
GDC: Are you bored yet, my very good Joosterphile?
GM: I am definitely much too nice to answer that question honestly….
GDC: maybe we can do our horoscopes…
GM: maybe, but I have my tarot here…
GDC: yeah... I mean, huzzah, old...I've run out of things.
GM: LOL