Title: Telephone Blues
Fandoms: True Blood/Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Rating: R
Length: 100
Content notes: Written in the POV of an inanimate object.
Author notes: Written for Challenge #31: Weekly Quick Fic #10 @ writerverse
Summary: Eric's cellphone contemplates how it can't do anything but listen, even when its owner meets his old friend for the first time in centuries.
Warning: Voyeuristic tendencies from an inanimate object.



I’m tossed aside before the woman grabs my owner and pushes him back onto the bed. She hisses his name, calling him, ‘My Sheriff’, as he purrs ‘Dru’ against her neck.

It sounds like animalistic mating, what they do. He mentions a Spike and she pushes his face between her legs to keep him silent.

Even through the moans and growls, my owner hears the text message sent by Bill.

Another sister?

Eric chuckles as he types back quickly.

No. Just an old friend.

Then he pounces on her, and I listen, because there’s nothing else a phone can do.