Title: Do's and Don'ts
Fandom: Iron Man (Movie!Verse)
Rating: G
Length: 100
Author notes: Also written for Challenge #04: The Table of Doom!!! (Phase 3) @ writerverse
Warning: None.
Summary: Tony Stark, Pepper Potts, and a regular Friday night.



“That was uncalled for.”

“Was it?”

“Well, yes. You slapped me.”

“I grazed you.”

“Is this because I didn’t make it to dinner?”

“You didn’t tell me that you were fine.”

“I told you.”

“Just now.”

“Doesn’t that count?”

“I was by the phone waiting for you to tell me that you survived, but, no. You decide to go get pizza instead.”

“In my defence, I thought you might be hungry.”

“Well, I’m not.”

“Would you like to put on the suit next time?”

“Yes. Then I will get you pizza.”

“…That won’t work.”

“Why not?”

“You don’t like anchovies.”