Title: Ode to Meat
Fandom: Supernatural
Rating: G
Words: 71
Author notes: Because Crack is fun!!
Summary: At a diner, Dean sees an extremely attractive waitress.



It was morning, half-past eight,
When his brother woke him rather late,
And together they went to the run-down diner.
Sam ordered his cereal,
And Dean ordered his meat,
Only to be met with swift denial.
"We’re out," they said,
And Dean thought he might be dead,
For he would surely die without bacon.
And when Sam just stared,
Dean simply glared,
"Dude, just send over the woman with the apron."

*wink*