1. Brian and Justin in Lima

“How the hell did we end up in this podunk little bar?” Brian questions his sanity as he and Justin walk into the only gay establishment in Lima, Ohio: Scandals.

Justin just smiles and lets out a little laugh. “You’re lucky I’m with you -the hotness quotient quadrupled when we walked in. Think of this as an act of public service to all the mid-western queers here.”

“I’d swear everyone here was straight...” Brian continues, his arms looped around Justin’s shoulders as they sway to the music, “...when did wearing flannel plaid become socially acceptable for anyone other than lesbians?”

2. Kurt and Blaine in NYC

For the past year, Kurt has dreamed about waking up in New York next to Blaine. He never imagined it would happen so soon... especially when he expected to wake up in Columbus.

Blaine had taken a major detour and had just stopped in front of one of the New York Fashion Week tents.

“Ohmygod Blaine! Why didn’t you tell me?! I would have packed completely different!”

Blaine leans over, placing a quick peck on Kurt’s lips. “But we’re here. I’m sure you can put together a fabulous ensemble before we hit up the Diane von Furstenberg show.”

3. Charles and Erik in Honolulu

Erik gives his head a shake and looks around. They definitely weren’t in Kansas anymore, nor in the den contemplating their next chess moves. He and Charles had somehow managed to end up on some beach -by the looks of things- in Hawaii.

“So are we actually here or did you mind zap us so you could try and distract me from our argument?”

“Mind zap? Seriously Erik? And this wasn’t me! Plus, we’re here in mind and body, I think,” Charles surmises. “While we’re here, why don’t we enjoy ourselves? Go fetch us a couple of Mai Tais, love.”

4. Mike and Harvey in Westchester

“Maybe I should just leave you here, Rookie. You’d fit right in with your freakish ability.”

“You couldn’t handle one day without me now that you’ve got me.”

Harvey raises a questioning eyebrow, but resigns himself to the truth. “Maybe I could, but would I really want to have to? No.”

“If you had a superpower, what would it be?” Mike asks.

Harvey thinks for a second. “The ability to make us invisible... then we could fuck in my office whenever we wanted instead of ‘running to a meeting’. Donna’s starting to get pissed when I mess with my schedule.”

5. Steve and Danny in Pittsburgh

Danny looks over at Steve. He can’t get over the fact that this big, macho former-Navy Seal is on the verge of a panic attack. He’s been anxious the entire time they’ve been stuck in Pittsburgh. “What is with you today?” he asks.

“It’s...it’s just there’s so much land!”

Danny laughs, suddenly realizing the problem. “You have some irrational fear of being landlocked... of being so far away from the ocean, don’t you?”

“Yeah, I think so,” he agrees. “And I just can’t get over the feeling that everything looks vaguely familiar, like I’ve been here before.”