Title:Current, Creative & Crappy Events:
Fandom: Original Limericks
Rating: PG for Please, God let November go well
Length: 100 words
Summary: The Author would like to request the use of a Teleport.
Author's Note: First day of NaNoWriMo. My goal is at least a drabble or poem a day. This is both.



If I could fast-forward the next 30 days
Through science, through magic (but no evil ways),
I'd wake up with it finished,
My WiP pile diminished,
And relax all through Nano, and laze.

Or wake up with elections all through
And learn that the country's not screwed
Find out that ass known as Trump
Is out on his crass rump,
And our next President is no dude!

Even just speed through a certain bad spell,
Say, in an hour when I'm feeling like hell,
Joints stiff and aching,
Too early for waking,
Yeah, that kind of trick would be swell.