Title: No Ticket
Fandom: Dragon's Crown
Rating: PG
Length: 100 Words
Content Notes: This is silly.
Author Notes: Where do they put all that stuff they bring, anyway?
Summary: The rent-a-horse service charges for luggage.

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"This never comes up if we use the Gate," the Dwarf grumbled.

"Well, the Gate isn't working, so it's time for the horses," the Fighter counter-grumbled, "and we've not got enough gold to take more than the basics, my friend."

"At the rates the stablemaster is charging," the Wizard sighed, "all of us are going to have to ride naked, unarmed, and missing several internal organs."

The Fighter, upon hearing the word naked in the mix, almost asked if the Sorceress was going to join them, but he then remembered being transformed into a sheep.

He remembered it well.

END.