Title: Wizard's Dress
Fandom: Dragon's Crown
Rating: PG
Length: 100 Words
Content Notes: This is silly.
Author Notes: Unwise to listen to the Berserk OST while writing for Dragon's Crown.
Summary: The Wizard finds a legendary dress.

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"So ye say it gives you great power?" the Dwarf said, trying very hard not to laugh.

"Yes," the Wizard said, the frills of his new dress fluffing in the breeze, "for with this, there is no spell I cannot cast. It truly is the item in the legend."

"And it cares not if you're a man or a woman, does it?"

"I doubt the Sorceress could fit her bust into this, if that is what you are asking," the Wizard sniffed. "Besides, her magics are of different provenance."

"Well, then I think it suits ye," the Dwarf replied.

END.