Title: Bark-Bark
Fandom: Dragon's Crown
Rating: PG-13
Length: 100 Words
Content Notes: This is silly.
Author Notes: This story marks thirty-six straight fills for me here at fan_flashworks, meaning one uninterrupted year of posting to the community. Woohoo!
Summary: The Wizard turns the Dwarf into a wolf.

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"Change me back, wanker."

"I think not. I like you better like this."

"I can't lift an axe, a hammer, or even a tankard like this!"

"But you can scratch your ears with your feet. Improvement, if you ask me."

"I'd tell you to bugger off, but then I'd be alone out here like this."

"And you would have nothing to fear. The wolf is the king of the wild."

"Aye, if I were a full-size one, but look at me. I fit in the palm of your hand!"

"Well, no sense endangering myself, you know."

"Oh, sod it."

END.