Title: My Side Is the Entire Bed
Fandom: Dragon's Crown
Rating: PG
Length: 100 Words
Content Notes: Not a surprise at this point, but yes, this is silly.
Author Notes: Taking a break from organizing Porn Battle prompts to post this.
Summary: The Dwarf and the Wizard have to share a bed at the inn.

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"Look at the positives," the Wizard said, sighing, "this is only for one night, and there is a bed, not the usual cold, hard ground."

"The negative is that there's only room for me," the Dwarf replied, growling, "unless you want to sleep on the floor underneath."

"Seeing as to how my money is paying for it," the Wizard said, "I fear that option is not on the table."

"I snore." A simple statement of fact. "This is your only warning. Complain once, and you're sleeping on the window sill."

"Your meaning is plain," the Wizard said, looking hopeless.

END.