Title: Riddle of Steel
Fandom: Dragon's Crown
Rating: PG
Length: 100 Words
Content Notes: No warnings apply.
Author Notes: This is silly.
Summary: The Dwarf and the Wizard discuss the Fighter and the Amazon.

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"I cannot help but notice," the Wizard said, "that the Fighter is armored from head to toe, and yet he is hurt more often the Amazon, who is clad mostly in hope."

"He rushes into battle," the Dwarf replied, foam dripping into his beard as he set down his tankard, "but so does she. Seems odd, if you ask me, but she can also take a punch better than he can, and I should know. She asked me to belt her one."

"I seem to recall you being stuck in hospice for a week after that," the Wizard said.

END.