Title: Non-Vacation
Fandom: Dragon's Crown
Rating: PG
Length: 100 Words
Content Notes: This is silly.
Author Notes: Quite a lot of water in the game, you know.
Summary: No pool ring? Ride a mushroom.

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"How long have you had the damn thing?" Quite unlike the Wizard to use profanity.

"Since the last trip to that hole with all the giant fungus in it, obviously," said the Dwarf, riding on top of the Dwarf-sized mushroom cap as it spun round and round in the water.

"And do you intend to keep wasting time on there, or what?"

"Only to a pisser like you is relaxation a waste of time. Leave me be."

And the Wizard, tethered to the mushroom cap by his soggy robes as he was, had no choice but to leave him be.

END.