Title: Burned
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: Gen
Length: 107
Content notes: Aliases
Summary: Peter burns another of Neal's aliases


“FBI! You’re under arrest!”

“Peter!” Neal protested.

Peter rolled his eyes. “I know, I know; I just burned another perfectly good alias.”

“I didn’t name you after your dog or anything else strange this time!” Neal pouted.

“And yet, there I went.”

“You don’t want me to have any fun.”

“I want you to have government-sanctioned fun.”

Neal huffed. “That’s no fun.”

“Those are the words I love to hear!” Peter teased.

“You know, next time, maybe I’ll burn your alias,” Neal threatened.

“And maybe then I’ll just throw you back in prison.” Peter replied.

Neal sighed. “That hurts, Peter.”

“As much as burning your alias did?”