Title: Parts Unknown
Fandom: Dragon's Crown
Rating: T
Length: 100 Words
Content Notes: This is silly.
Author Notes: Many fans have no doubt pondered the same question.
Summary: There are theories that must stay untested.

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Rare for the Rogue to stare directly at the Sorceress. He normally did not stare at anything but the next treasure chest to be opened. Thus, the Dwarf grunted at him.

"Oh?" the Rogue replied. "No, not that, not at all. I'm just wondering how much loot she could store in her cleavage ... if she were so inclined, of course."

"There are caves in this world into which none may delve, lad," the Dwarf grumbled in reply, "wish though we may that it were any other way."

Next to them, though, the Wizard was already doing the mental math ....