Title: The world according to historical Chinese dramas (from the perspective of your mum as she does the washing)
Fandom: Your Mum Does the Washing – Joshua Idehun
Challenge: Clean



You are a child. Your mum shows you how to do the washing.

Your father’s main wife hates you. She kills your mum and makes you do the washing.
(The maid does the washing, and everyone pretends that you do the washing.)

Your father says you should learn responsibility, and pays you one silver piece to manage the household.
You use the silver piece to buy a hair pin, while the maid does the washing.
Your father’s wife takes credit for the washing.

You marry. Your husband adores you. He buys you a maid.
The maid’s mum does the washing. Everyone is happy.

Your husband’s mum hates you. She makes you do the washing.
She says you don't know how to do the washing.
(Your maid’s mum does the washing, and everyone pretends that you do the washing.)

Your husband’s mum buys him a concubine.
She says the concubine can do the washing.
The concubine agrees to do the washing.
(She will never do the washing.)

The concubine attempts to kill you for your hair pin.
You show your husband that she will never do the washing.
Your husband sells the concubine to another town.
Everyone is happy.

Your show your daughter how to do the washing.