Text link: Five Times Lupin and Snape Should Not Have Had Sex at Order Headquarters (But Couldn't Help It)
Author: snegurochka_lee
Reader: malnpudl
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Remus Lupin/Severus Snape
Rating: NC17
Word Count: ~7150
Genre: Humor, PWP
Warnings: None
Length: 49:52
File Type/Size: MP3 / 46MB

Download: at Mediafire

Summary: The first time was rather a surprise, the second time just plain predictable. The third was supposed to go much differently, thank you very much, and the fourth devolved into cliché. The fifth, moreover… well. Neither of them really wishes to talk about that one, if you don't mind.

Author's Notes: For serpenscript, who asked for a story in which Snape and Lupin are forced to work together during the war, leading to many fights and angry sex in multiple unusual places. The story is set the summer before OotP, but as requested, Sirius and Tonks are not mentioned – although they can easily be shaded into the background crowds for those who wish to.

Reader's Notes: I love Lupin's kindness, patience, gentleness, and compassion – but I also believe there's an edge of darkness in him that comes of his having lived as a werewolf for so terribly many years, and I love it when a writer plays with that. Frame it in humor, lots of sex, a touch of angst, and a little bit of kink, and I'm one very happy reader.