Title: says the man
Fandom: Artemis Fowl
Rating: General Audiences
Length: 83
Content note: flash fic
Summary: Skill at wordplay, and misdirection - key skills in any Fowl playbook.

Rewilding efforts are an excellent excuse – and reason – to leave most of the acreage on the estate to its own management, and to increase the wood coverage. It is a multifaceted move, advantageous and only requiring a little effort.The Fowls are both seen to support the government’s woodland scheme, get paid a grant from that scheme towards the costs, and have somewhere to run about in fur that isn’t landscaped to within an inch of its life.

 

The deer though, they acquire separately.