Title: Found and Lost
Fandom: Silmarillion
Work: Ainulindalë‎
Rating: G
Length: 100
Content notes: warning for attempted humor and wildly non-Tolkienian language
Author notes: I have no idea where these things come from
Summary: Eru was really asking a lot



So we were chilling in the void when Eru had this idea. "Sing," Ey said, "Like me, but do your own thing."

So we did. It was amazing, even with Melkor being a dick. Eru called em out three times, but fucking Melkor never gives up.

Then Eru showed us our song, like, for real, and it was so awesome, all we wanted was to go play with it.

"Uh-uh," said Eru. "Not real. You want it, you make it."

Crap. All that work and Melkor, too? Let the power Valar go. We'll hang here, see what Eru does next.