Title: and Glitter and
Fandom: Discworld
Rating: General Audiences
Length: 110
Author's note: trans female character, before she discovers pronouns, offenses against the common comma
Summary: Dwarves love gold. They can't get enough of the stuff.


Gold gold gold, gold gold gold. The customary working dirge.

Or how about the more upbeat gold gold, gold gold? Always a favourite when there is quaffing to be done.

There is nothing but gold beneath the ground. If the songs are to be believed. And on the surface, say the letters home, '... there is a land of great, and bountious opportunity. Especially when, much life myfelf, there are jobs to be taken but anoy, hardworking lad. Give my regardf, to Glod Glodfon, your fon, Abfr.'

It is time, Cherry thinks, turning his blunt little head towards Ahnk-Morpork and it's streets full of rats, to sing a new song.