Title: Just Looking
Fandom: Original
Rating: Teen
Length: 200
Content notes: No warnings apply
Author notes: For Challenge 320 - Wrap
Summary: People with poor impulse control should be careful when visiting shelters for strays.




“Welcome to the shelter for stray kinks. I’m Syren, the adoptions manager. I think I’ve seen you here before. What do you have your heart set on today?”

“I can’t adopt any more right now. I’m just looking.”

“That’s fine. Take your time.”

...

Oh my ears and whiskers. This kink is SO CUTE.

No, no, no! I don’t have room for another kink! My hands are completely full with the ones I already have! Not to mention the drawers, walls, ceilings, bookcases, trunks. And other parts of me. And the house cleaning bills are through the fucking roof!

I’ll just pet her a little and then leave.

Oh my goodness. So soft. So...wriggly.

Stop staring at me with those big adoring eyes!

...

“See something that catches your fancy?”

“Mmmmmaaaaybe...”

“Aww, she likes you! Look — she’s leaking a little.”

“Syren...”

“You’re the one who keeps coming in here to ‘browse’.”

“All right, I’ll adopt her. But I swear to you, this is the last one!”

“I’ll just wrap her in a blanket and fetch a basket for you to take her home in...There, you’re all set. Enjoy your new kink! See you next time!”

“Just to browse.”

“Of course!”