Title: In The Eyes of the Son
Fandom: Supernatural
Rating: PG-13/T
Length: 300
Content notes: None
Author notes: Thanks to Spiralicious for the idea and my very own sweet Mistah J for insisting I try to get back into writing . . . yet again . . .
Summary: Crowley thought it was just a rumor. Or, at least, perhaps, he'd hoped it was just a rumor.





The wrath of Hell itself blazed in Crowley's fierce eyes. Each step he took as he descended into his kingdom set geysers of flames springing up behind him. Demons cringed and tried to run. Those few unfortunates who were still foolish, bold, or simply young enough to release the screams that built in every one of their throats with one sight at their enraged Master suffered immediate explosions, each with a determined flick of Crowley's wrist.

"WHO THE BLOODY HELL DOES SHE THINK SHE IS?!" he roared. All of Hell trembled. The very walls of the infamous cavern shook as record-breaking avalanches, typhoons, and fires ravaged the above world.

"W-Who?" one trembling minion paused to ask. He was one of Crowley's top ranking men, a General who Crowley had just promoted the night before. Of all his henchmen, he was the only one brave enough to not immediately seek a way to flee from his King. "Who . . . Who can I kill for you, Master?"

"MY BLOODY MOTHER, YOU BLOODY SODDING BOLLOCK!" Crowley made a thunking motion with his thumb and forefinger, instantly exploding the millennia-old Demon. A hundred more scurried further still from their ferocious Master.

"WHO THE HELL DOES SHE THINK SHE IS?! I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST A DAMN RUMOR! SHE DOESN'T GET TO BED A WINCHESTER BEFORE I DO!" But that, of course, was the whole crux of the problem. He never would have thought that a surprise attack on the brothers in their bunker would not lead him to a naked, and utterly delicious, Dean Winchester but instead finding little Sammy in his knickers with a very grown manhood reaching for Crowley's own mum while big brother Dean was out playing elsewhere. Crowley screamed his rage again, and somewhere, a thousand people fell into a savage earthquake.

The End