Title: A Boarish Toast
Fandom: SCA
Challenge: Cup
Rating: G
Length: 70
Content notes: N/A
Author notes: Thanks go to Runa for encouragement & sanity-checking, and sundry others for thinking up the Gawd-Awful Grail in the first place.
Summary: A paen to Tir Ysgithr's most notorious relic and artifact.



O calamitous cup, beaker of beastliness
Foul flagon and ghastly glass
Contumious crater, terrible tankard,
Malevolent mug, cursèd cauldron
Pustulent Pot and unkind stein
Chalice of malice, Abominable Bowl
Fractious Flute and Tumbler of torment
Cannikin of catastrophe and Horrible Horn,
Revolting Rhyton and Cruel Kylix,
Fiendish flask and most vile vessel,
And yet so sought after, in battle and boast
The Gawd-Awful Grail, I give you this toast.