Title: Black and Tan and Disco
Fandom: Psych
Rating: Gen
Length: 140 words
Content notes: None
Summary: Black and Tan hit a club


"Ok, what is going on in here?"

"Gus! Quick, get your outfit on!"

"I'm not putting anything on until you explain what the heck is going on here."

"We're going out tonight!"

"In a delorean?"

"Nice. But no! We're going to Club Backwards!"

"Wait. Is that the place that features a different era every weekend?"

"Yes it is!"

"And tonight's theme is disco?"

"Yes it is!"

"What! I heard the guest list for that place is impossible to get onto."

"Yes it is!"

"Stop."

"Sorry."

"So how are we getting in?"

"We aren't. Black and Tan are back baby!"

"What?"

"Yeah, I talked to Hassenfeffer. Told him that the government recruited us from model academy to be insider double agent spy-slash-models."

"He bought that?"

…

"Right, I forgot who I was talking about."

"Yeah! So let's go disco it up!"