Title: Wheelman in a Tuxedo
Fandom: ねこあつめ | Neko Atsume: Kitty Collector
Rating: General
Length: 100 words
Content notes: Silliness
Author notes: Thank you to china_shop for beta.
Summary: Some of the cats have a rich fantasy life.



Gabriel was driving the getaway car.  The back seat was filled with gold fish he'd stolen from the luxury treasure box. He would be able to buy all the Deluxe Tuna he wanted, as long as Bengal Jack didn't catch him.

He swerved sharply as Whiteshadow appeared from nowhere, balanced perfectly on the lighting bollard. Oh Cat! He'd been so concerned with avoiding the pirate he'd forgotten the ninja.

"Look out!" A voice shouted, almost drowned out by the shrilling of Conductor Whisker's whistle, but it was too late and he drove into the side of the oncoming cardboard choo-choo.