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Title: Tigger Holmes and the Case of the Poisoned Apple
Fandom: Winnie-the-Pooh
Rating: PG
Length: 721
Summary: Tigger Holmes has been summoned by a king to find a missing princess

“Come along, Watson,” Tigger called, “we’ve received a summons.”

“Can’t Pooh go instead?” Eeyore moaned.

“I don’t know where he is and I haven’t got time to find him.  This is urgent; we’ve been summoned by a king.”

This wasn’t strictly speaking true, Tigger had a fairly good idea where Pooh was and who he was with, and, in view of what they were probably doing, he wasn’t going to disturb them.

There was a carriage waiting for them near the edge of the Hundred Acre Woods, so Tigger, wearing his sou’wester, and the bowler-hatted Eeyore climbed in.

They arrived at the palace and were ushered into the Great Hall, where a king and a queen, who had hair as black as a raven’s wing, were sitting on thrones waiting for them.  In addition, on one side of the hall were two blond boys aged about ten to twelve, who were engaged in a mock sword fight, whilst on the other side there were two little dark haired boys playing with toy soldiers plus three bassinets.

“Triplets,” exclaimed the king and queen proudly.

In the middle of the hall was a young man who was gesturing wildly.

“Thank you for coming so promptly,Tigger Holmes,” the king began.  “My daughter is missing and we thought it would be more discrete to consult you rather than the police.”

“Tell me about your daughter,” Tigger began.

“She is the most beautiful girl in the world,” the young man said.  He produced a locket and showed Tigger and Eeyore a young lady with hair as blond as the two boys.

“Ah,” Eeyore said, turning to the king, “the apple of your eye.”

The king looked a bit puzzled.  “Well, not really.  But I am very fond of her.”

“And she,” the young man continued, “is a wicked stepmother.”

One of the little boys sneezed loudly.

“Hay fever,” the queen explained.  “Use a tissue not your sleeve.”

The young man ignored the interruption.  “She gave her an apple.”

“What’s wrong with that?” the queen asked.  “She wanted one.”

“An apple a day keeps the doctor away,” one of the blond boys said, helpfully.

“A poisoned apple,” the young man added.

“I’m not sure this is helping us to find the princess,” Tigger said.

“She can tell you where she is,” the young man replied, pointing at the queen.  “She’s a witch.”

“Can you?” Tigger asked.

“Oh, very well.”  The queen got up and walked over to a mirror which was hanging on one of the walls.
“Mirror, mirror over the table,
Can you tell us where to find our Mabel?”

A picture of a very overgrown summerhouse appeared in the mirror.

“Good heavens,” said the king.  “No-one’s been there in years.”

He stood up and left the room, followed by the queen, Tigger, Eeyore, the young man and the two blond princes.  The nursemaid prevented the smaller boys from joining the procession.

Part way along the path Tigger bent down and picked something up.  “Hmm, an apple peeler,” he said.

“You stabbed her,” the young man shouted at the queen.

“I thought you accused me of poisoning her,” the queen replied.

“No blood,” said Tigger, “and this peeler would do less damage than one of those wooden swords.”

They went a bit further and spotted some apple peel in the middle of the path.

“Aha, the letter B,” said Eeyore, “the initial of the princess’ true love.”

“But I’m Prince Gottfried,” the young man exclaimed.

“So who’s B?”

“Bernhard, my rival,” the prince replied.

The king and queen exchanged glances.

When they reached the summerhouse, all the blinds were down and it looked completely deserted.  But then a strange moan was heard, followed by another in a higher voice.

“Back to the palace at once!” the king said to the two boys.

“But father …”

“Don’t argue, just go!”

Meanwhile, the prince had walked up to the summerhouse and had been peering through the gap between the blind and the edge of the window.  He turned, very red-faced, and for once totally speechless.

“Ah,” said the king, “bit unfortunate, that.”

“Well,” said Tigger, “since the princess has been found, it must be time for us to leave.”

“Thank you for all your assistance,” the king said.  “I knew we didn’t want to involve the police.”

 

Comments

[identity profile] brumeier.livejournal.com wrote:
Mar. 5th, 2017 04:31 am (UTC)
Ah, the intrepid Tigger Holmes does it again! LOL! Prince Bernhard better be prepared to marry the princess, all things considered. ::grins::

Love it!
[identity profile] thesmallhobbit.livejournal.com wrote:
Mar. 5th, 2017 08:25 am (UTC)
The king's already thinking about who to invite, and the queen's considering colour schemes.
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[identity profile] scfrankles.livejournal.com wrote:
Mar. 5th, 2017 04:01 pm (UTC)
Oh, very good ^____^

Particularly liked: This wasn’t strictly speaking true, Tigger had a fairly good idea where Pooh was and who he was with, and, in view of what they were probably doing, he wasn’t going to disturb them.

and

One of the little boys sneezed loudly.

“Hay fever,” the queen explained. “Use a tissue not your sleeve.”
^__^
[identity profile] thesmallhobbit.livejournal.com wrote:
Mar. 5th, 2017 04:26 pm (UTC)
Thank you! Probably best not to disturb Pooh at this point.

As you can see, the queen is clearly a very wicked stepmother.
[identity profile] katleept.livejournal.com wrote:
Mar. 8th, 2017 11:26 pm (UTC)
Cute!
[identity profile] thesmallhobbit.livejournal.com wrote:
Mar. 9th, 2017 07:03 am (UTC)
Thank you.
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[personal profile] thewhitelily wrote:
Mar. 11th, 2017 12:47 am (UTC)
Tigger shows Holmesian insight in deciding which Watson to disturb. What an evil queen she is! And *snortlaugh* to the king's final line! What a wonderful little case, I thoroughly enjoyed it. :)
[identity profile] thesmallhobbit.livejournal.com wrote:
Mar. 11th, 2017 10:23 am (UTC)
Thank you, I'm delighted you liked it.

A very evil queen - should have kept a better eye on her stepdaughter. Although, since the king's marriage to Mabel's mother had been a rather rushed affair, one might say it ran in the family.

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