Reader: Desiree Armfeldt
Author: Resonant
Title: Abstain
Text of fic on AO3
Fandoms: Stargate: Atlantis
Characters: John Sheppard/Rodney McKay
Rating: Teen (warnings for torture, threat of rape)
Length: ~40 mins
Angst-to-hope ratio: Low
Disclaimer: I didn't create these characters, I don't own them, I derive no profit from their use.
Bookkeeping Notes: New-to-me-on-FFW fandom; repod (that's what I get for going to the classics :) ), features character in altered state of consciousness.
Summary: Aliens force John and Rodney not to have sex.
A/N: Thanks to Resonant for blanket-transformation permission!

OK, so, this is me recording a podfic in a fandom for which I have never seen the canon.  See, I went on a binge of reading SGA fics by some of my favorite classic due South authors who were also classic SGA authors, like you do.  And then, when I was thinking about how I could get some new fandoms for badge reasons, I was amused by the idea of doing a podfic entirely without canon knowledge.  I did end up having to cheat a little, because when I had to read "ZPM" aloud, I realized that surely show that made a running joke of having both Canadian and American characters would have the Canadian say "zed" and the American say "zee," so I had to check the internet to confirm this hypothesis, and that led to clicking on some clips from the show...but I'd recorded most of the podfic before I sullied my virgin ears.  Anyway, this amuses me probably more than it amuses anyone else, and I'm awarding myself unofficial SBIGTTS bonus points for shenanigans. :)

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