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BBC Sherlock: Fanfic: Laryngitis

  • Feb. 14th, 2016 at 6:13 PM
Title: Laryngitis
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Rating: Gen
Length: 123
Content notes: Crack; humour; Alternate Universe; Sherlock & John; using only correspondence (i.e., texts)
Summary: The orange marmalade is tart.



Just tea for me. Thanks. SH

Why are you texting me from your bedroom?? JW

I lost my voice. SH

Laryngitis? Not surprised. What was the point of screaming into a gramophone horn all night?? JW

Phonograph horn. Experiment. SH

Experiment in what?? JW

Sound vibration waveforms transformed into physical deviations on gelatinous surfaces and the recording and recreation of said waveforms. SH

Fascinating. Successful? JW

Very. SH

Toast? JW

No. SH

When did you last eat?? I’m making you toast! JW

Why do we have twelve kinds of jam?? JW

Thirteen. Mrs. Hudson. Epiphany tarts. Church bazaar. South Beach diet. SH

John! As a conductor of light you are unbeatable! SH

John? SH

THE ORANGE MARMALADE JUST CALLED ME AN IDIOT!!! JW


Comments

[identity profile] godsdaisiechain.livejournal.com wrote:
Feb. 14th, 2016 11:35 pm (UTC)
That organic marmalade... always a troublemaker.
ext_1789368: okapi (Okapi)
[identity profile] okapi1895.livejournal.com wrote:
Feb. 14th, 2016 11:43 pm (UTC)
No high fructose corn syrup, but plenty of cut-glass cheekbone sass!
[identity profile] godsdaisiechain.livejournal.com wrote:
Feb. 14th, 2016 11:49 pm (UTC)
well, the best marmalade is all sugar based...

and, of course, I meant to type orange... another instance of autocorrect help.
ext_1789368: okapi (Okapi)
[identity profile] okapi1895.livejournal.com wrote:
Feb. 14th, 2016 11:56 pm (UTC)
Ha, ha. Now I remember you're a jam conesseiur.
[identity profile] godsdaisiechain.livejournal.com wrote:
Feb. 15th, 2016 12:06 am (UTC)
... and obsessed with Stonewall kitchen...
[identity profile] thesmallhobbit.livejournal.com wrote:
Feb. 15th, 2016 07:24 am (UTC)
The Epiphany tart appears again!
ext_1789368: okapi (Okapi)
[identity profile] okapi1895.livejournal.com wrote:
Feb. 15th, 2016 01:05 pm (UTC)
Gift that keeps giving.
ext_1620665: knight on horseback (Default)
[identity profile] scfrankles.livejournal.com wrote:
Feb. 15th, 2016 03:55 pm (UTC)
Sherlock has been recording his voice onto marmalade... Of course ^___^

This is wonderful and I love it so much ^_^ And I loved your summary too ^^
ext_1789368: okapi (Okapi)
[identity profile] okapi1895.livejournal.com wrote:
Feb. 15th, 2016 05:46 pm (UTC)
It's supposed to be a pun, that John finds Sherlock's lost voice. I didn't know how direct to be about it.

Thank you! Glad you liked it!

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